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Fasten Your Chairbelts

by The Chair Enthusiasts

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don't you know this world is too beautiful to sleep in? you are thowing it all to waste your life is precious just like the rest of us in your small town, smoking cigarettes and throwing up you wouldn't want to be in anywhere else tonight but latent and impatient in mineola, long island you're turning 20 or so do not fear don't you know? you can sleep in with your friends tonight, leave the train 'til tomorrow you can sleep in with your friends tonight, if you don't mind all the sorrow
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Drunk Text 01:32
this is fun this is good can i text you when i'm drunk? can i text you? can i text you when i'm drunk? because i am so bad at being honest and i'm so sorry this is done you're too good can i text you when i'm drunk? can i text you? can i text you when i'm drunk? because i am so bad at ruining shit and i'm so sorry
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i stopped believing in the new year's resolutions sometime before 2017 now it's almost january and i'm looking for solutions to the problems that once seemed like such a dream now it's almost february, i'll try to be a better me, even if it takes me 'til 2020 i'm trying hard to not go to sleep tonight cause when i wake up i know i won't feel right you say you're gonna try to get out of my hair you say it's up to me i can go anywhere that's not what friends are for
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hey i love you and i heard you're feeling down can i see you? can i call when i'm in town? hey i miss you haven't seen you in a month it's not you it's traveling a night on a greyhound is enough it's been weird since you had a kid but she sleeps all night and everything's alright for you i saw you bleeding i saw the worst that you could do covered in semen but i never hated you maybe i should have washed my eyes with acetone i don't get angry i just retreat to monotone it's been weird since you had a kid but she sleeps all night and everything's alright for you maybe i love you but i don't know what way why would you tell me that you thought we'd be married when you must have known you were pregnant stop fucking kidding you were seven months pregnant can you be kind? it's been weird since you had a kid but she sleeps all night and everything's alright for you

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released February 27, 2017

same as last time

andy - bass, so much freakin bass
diane - keyboard, bass, hand claps, oohs
dylan - drums, irish lit
jack - guitar and vox
jordan - guitar and vox, that one super cool and minimalist keyboard solo

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The Chair Enthusiasts St. Louis, Missouri

flying by the chair of our pants

we are no longer a band! check out our other projects though!

american poetry club
the boy
frankie valet
the snapchettes
sunsulking

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