Fasten Your Chairbelts

by The Chair Enthusiasts

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released February 27, 2017

same as last time

aidan - keyboard, bass, hand claps, oohs
andy - bass, so much freakin bass
dylan - drums, irish lit
jack - guitar and vox
jordan - guitar and vox, that one super cool and minimalist keyboard solo

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Track Name: Is There Anything Else?
don't you know this world is too beautiful to sleep in?
you are thowing it all to waste
your life is precious just like the rest of us
in your small town, smoking cigarettes and throwing up
you wouldn't want to be in anywhere else tonight
but latent and impatient
in mineola, long island
you're turning 20 or so
do not fear don't you know?
you can sleep in with your friends tonight, leave the train 'til tomorrow
you can sleep in with your friends tonight, if you don't mind all the sorrow
Track Name: Drunk Text
this is fun
this is good
can i text you when i'm drunk?
can i text you?
can i text you when i'm drunk?

because i am so
bad at being honest
and i'm so sorry

this is done
you're too good
can i text you when i'm drunk?
can i text you?
can i text you when i'm drunk?

because i am so
bad at ruining shit
and i'm so sorry
Track Name: 2020 / Friends Are Food
i stopped believing in the new year's resolutions sometime before 2017
now it's almost january and i'm looking for solutions to the problems that once seemed like such a dream

now it's almost february, i'll try to be a better me, even if it takes me 'til 2020

i'm trying hard
to not go to sleep tonight
cause when i wake up i know
i won't feel right

you say you're gonna try
to get out of my hair
you say it's up to me
i can go anywhere

that's not what friends are for
Track Name: When Your Ex Has A Kid
hey i love you
and i heard you're feeling down
can i see you?
can i call when i'm in town?
hey i miss you
haven't seen you in a month
it's not you it's traveling
a night on a greyhound is enough

it's been weird since you had a kid
but she sleeps all night
and everything's alright
for you

i saw you bleeding
i saw the worst that you could do
covered in semen
but i never hated you
maybe i should have
washed my eyes with acetone
i don't get angry
i just retreat to monotone

it's been weird since you had a kid
but she sleeps all night
and everything's alright
for you

maybe i love you
but i don't know what way
why would you tell me
that you thought we'd be married
when you must have
known you were pregnant
stop fucking kidding
you were seven months pregnant

can you be kind?

it's been weird since you had a kid
but she sleeps all night
and everything's alright
for you